Thursday, September 20, 2012

Message Me This, Batman!

I had to clean out the messages on my phone because it kept flashing at me. Every single time I got a text message in the past week or so, boxes appeared portending imminent doom:

"80% FULL!"

"85% FULL!"

"90% FULL!"

Gulp. I better get busy or I won't get any new messages and might miss out on important things. 

There are messages I save. Messages from the Man that say sweet little lovelies. Or messages from my friends, wishing me well or happy birthday or some other nice thing. And messages between me and the kids. I save those mostly for the laugh factor, but there's some love thrown in there every now and then.


Here's some from my daughter K:

"Chem=torture. Eng=easy."

"Yo yo Mamma C." I'm still not sure what she was trying to tell me with that one.

"Paju". I think she meant to type "okay" and it came out "paju".

Me: "Can J have a brownie?"
K: "One....a normal size one, not a J size one."
Me: "He wants to know if half the pan is normal size."

Me: "Stay off the ferris wheel if it starts lightning."
K: "Okay."
Me: "Just a safety tip from your mom."


A couple from my son J:

"Morning Momma Llama! How's vacation?"

"Ok, I'm hungry. I'm gnawing my arm off here."

And one of my favorites:

"Gnight. Love you too."


And finally a few from the Man:

"P.S. I miss you. I love you. Can't wait till you get home. Bla, bla, bla."

"Hey good lookin'. What ya going to be cookin'?" I think this one came after I went on my cooking strike.

And my all-time favorite text came from the Man:

Man: "Cancel appts. Fish in road."
Me: "What?!"
Man: "I picked up a 4 inch trout swimming in the road. What else would I mean?"


Do YOU save any messages?


  1. Can't you elaborate on that fish one?????

  2. This blog post is WONDERFUL!!!!!