Phone Conversation, or How I Spend My Day

Actual conversation:

Caller: Hi. Do you have any federal tax forms?

Me: No, I'm sorry. They haven't arrived yet.

Caller: Well, when will you have them?

Me: We're not sure. When the federal government sends them to us, we'll have them.

Caller: I called the IRS and they told me they haven't finished the tax forms yet.

Me: Right. 

Caller: So, do you guys have any tax forms yet?

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I love my job.

It makes me smile.