Just Hanging Around

The Man does not like gnomes.

Can you tell?

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I like gnomes. And tomte. And nisse.

I have them tucked away in little corners here and there. Most of the time, the Man leaves them alone. But he has a particular aversion to this one gnome, who is usually found out in one of the flower beds.

I came home from work one afternoon and found the poor fellow hanging upside down. I'm going to have to put him somewhere the Man won't look.