Just an Ordinary Day

But I am not complaining. No sirree, bob, not me.
Even when our power goes off five or six times. Although it came right back on, my computer was not a happy piece of electrical equipment. It was kind of cranky and had to be rebooted a couple times.
Sometimes it gets stuck on the blue "welcome" screen. I think it's being a little sarcastic.
I'll just shut you off, Mr. U-n-c-o-o-p-e-r-a-t-i-v-e Computer. So there.

Last summer, I decided to sneak back there for a peek and K. saw me walking toward the garden.
I heard her say to the Man, "Dad, she's going to the garden."
There was barely a moment's pause and he yelled, "STOP HER!"
K. came flying out of the house, down the stone steps and restrained me from going any further. I was a bit insulted. They claim it's protective detail for the plants.
Huh.
Like they need protecting from me. What am I, a plant assassin?

I hate weeding. That works fine for me.

Fresh fruits and vegetables. Is there anything better?

Just fresh organic produce.

And then she runs fast.
He holds back as much as he can but she keeps pushing.
Eventually there's some hooting and hollering and their mother gets involved. But it's all good, clean fun.

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